Crazed shoppers will do anything to get their hands on the hottest, scarcest gifts from Christmases present and past.
Only in America can shopping be considered a contact sport. And Christmas is the Super Bowl for competitive consumers. You've got a list of must-buy toys for your little toddler, and you'll be damned if someone else gets those gifts before you! Use whatever means necessary (physical harm?) to snatch this season's hottest toys before the other greedy shoppers get their hands on them!
Oh, and Merry Christmas!